So, I did end up going back and getting three other colors from the Orly spring collection. Pure Porcelain is a stark shade, mostly white just tinged by pink. It almost looks like a pale beige in some lights because of this, I think. It reminds me slightly of Sally Hansen Complete Manicure Lavender Cloud, only not purple.
I like this color, but the application was troublesome. Streaky and hard to fix even after three coats? Meh.
It would be a nice shade for work.